George Barr McCutcheon,
A Fool and His Money
“ The Schmicks! Good Lord, man,—the Schmicks." It sounded inane even to me, but, on my soul, it was all I could think of to say. "The Schmicks are tickled to death over it," said he. "And so is Britton." Collecting all the sarcasm that I could command at the instant, I inquired: "And you, Mr. Poopendyke,—are you not ticklish?" "Very," said he. "Well, I'm not!" said I, savagely. "What does all this nonsense mean. Don't be an ass, Fred." "Perhaps you don't know it, Mr. Smart, but you are in love," said he so convincingly that I was conscious of an abrupt sinking of the heart. ”

