Uncle Matthew

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Portrait of Compton MacKenzie Compton MacKenzie,  Rich Relatives

“ To hear Uncle Matthew one might suppose that such bad pictures had never been painted since the world began; yet she could say nothing.
"I'm sorry you don't like them," said Aunt Cuckoo, "because Jasmine has brought them back for you all the way from Sirene."
"Eh? What's that?" demanded Uncle Matthew, twisting round on one of his sticks and thumping the floor with the other. "Who's Jasmine?"
"Jasmine is poor Sholto's daughter."
"What? Another?" the old gentleman growled.
"No, he only had one."
"I can't think why people want to have children at all," Uncle Matthew sniffed.
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Source: Gutenberg

Portrait of Compton MacKenzie Compton MacKenzie,  Rich Relatives

“ Jasmine was trying to remember what she knew about Uncle Matthew. He existed in her mind as an incredibly old gentleman of boundless wealth who years ago had bought a picture of her father.
"I think you would like Uncle Matthew so much," Aunt Cuckoo was saying persuasively. "Of course he's very old and he's a little eccentric. I think old people often are eccentric, don't you? But he's very well off, and it really does seem a wonderful solution of the difficulty."
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Source: Gutenberg

Portrait of Compton MacKenzie Compton MacKenzie,  Rich Relatives

“ It's a large house, and as he has only one servant everything gets a little dusty. Whenever I go there I always take a duster with me, because Uncle Matthew so appreciates a little attention. At least I'm sure he does really appreciate it, though of course he's reached that age when people don't seem to appreciate anything. What do you think, dear?" she turned to ask her husband. "We might invite him to dinner." ”
Source: Gutenberg

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