Boarding

Definition and stakes

Portrait of Stephen Leacock Stephen Leacock,  Literary Lapses — Boarding-House Geometry (1910)

“ DEFINITIONS AND AXIOMS All boarding-houses are the same boarding-house.
Boarders in the same boarding-house and on the same flat are equal to one another.
A single room is that which has no parts and no magnitude.
The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram—that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything.
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Source: Wikisource

Portrait of William Clark Russell William Clark Russell,  John Holdsworth, Chief Mate

“ If there be passengers on board, you are sensible of an uneasy movement among them, strangely suggestive of mingled excitement and reluctance, as though they were at once eager and loath to quit their floating home, the familiar cabin in which so many hours have been passed, the white decks which have become to them what the pavement in front of your house is to you. The ship is endeared to them, and the hold she has upon them is felt now that they shall shortly leave her. ”
Source: Gutenberg

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