One Hundred Merrie And Delightsome Stories
“ Here are a carp, two pike, and I know not what fish beside, but I have seen no lamprey to day.” “What?” said he. “Do you think I am drunk?” “Yes,” replied the curé and the other guests, “we think no less. You are too niggardly to buy such a lamprey.” “By God,” said his wife, “he is either making fun of you or he is dreaming—for certainly I have never seen this lamprey.” Her husband grew angry, and cried, “You lie, you whore! Either you have eaten it, or you have hidden it somewhere. I promise you it will be the dearest lamprey you ever had.” ”
