Mack Reynolds,
The Martians and the Coys
“ Earthling: "Huh?" (This continual inability on the Earthling's part to understand the questions put to him by Baren Darl also caused me to wonder whether or not the decals spent on Luna in observing Earth were quite as fruitful as they might have been.) Baren Darl: "Where are the others?"Earthling: "Oh, you mean Maw and Paw and Hank and Zeke. They're off looking for Martins." (Your Omnipotence is of course aware that in the language of the Earthlings our glorious planet is known as Mars, and we as Martians, or, evidently, as this Earthling pronounced it, Martins.) ”
