John Dodsley

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Portrait of Robert Dodsley Robert Dodsley,  A Select Collection of Old English Plays…

“ He feeds like a cuckold.
Blood. A very pretty pithy one, I protest; look, an' Moll do not laugh: shalt have a pair of gloves for that. What leather dost love?
Sim. Calf, sir; sheep's too simple for me.
Blood. Nay, 'tis a witty notable knave; he should never serve me else.
Enter John with a letter.
John. My mistress remembers her love, and requests you would inure her so much to your patience as to read that.
Blood. Love-letters, love-lies: dost mark, Sim; these women are violent, Sim.
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Portrait of Robert Dodsley Robert Dodsley,  A Select Collection of Old English Plays…

“ John. Yes, and shall conclude coxcomb, and I be fed with herring-bones. 'Sfoot, I say no more; but if we do want as much bread of our daily allowance as would dine a sparrow, or as much drink as would fox a fly, [36] I know what I know.
Wid. And what do you know, sir?
John. Why, that there goes but a pair of shears [37] between a promoter and a knave; if you know more, take your choice of either.
Wid. 'Tis well; set on dinner.
Enter Jarvis with a rabbit in one hand and a dish of eggs in another, and the Maid.
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Source: Gutenberg

Portrait of Robert Dodsley Robert Dodsley,  A Select Collection of Old English Plays…

“ And dress yourself by Tacitus. What he wants
In naturals, his fortunes will make up
In honours, Pen. When he's once made a lord,
Who'll be so saucy as to think he can
Be impotent in wisdom? She that marries
A fool is an Hermaphrodite; the man
And wife too, sister. Besides, 'tis now too late;
He'll be here presently, and comes prepar'd
For Hymen. I took up a footman for him,
And left him under three tiremen's hands, besides
Two barbers.
Aur. Well, sir, I must then accept him
With all his imperfections. I have
Procured a Sir John yonder.
Plot. Who is't?
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Source: Gutenberg

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