Tim

Definition and stakes

Thomas Hood,  The Poetical Works of Thomas Hood

“ And ne'er had seen the skies:
For Mature, when his head was made,
Forgot to dot his eyes.
So, like a Christmas pedagogue,
Poor Tim was forc'd to do—
Look out for pupils, for he had
A vacancy for two.
There's some have specs to help their sight
Of objects dim and small:
But Tim had specks within his eyes,
And could not see at all.
Now Tim he woo'd a servant-maid,
And took her to his arms;
For he, like Pyramus, had cast
A wall-eye on her charms.
By day she led him up and down
Where'er he wished to jog,
A happy wife, altho' she led
The life of any dog.
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Source: Gutenberg

Anonymous,  The skeleton crew (1867)

“ What do you say, Master Tim? That’s chance enough for you, if you really want to die for your country.”
And as he spoke, he thrust his head forward, while his eyes peered into the very bosom of the little groom, and his axe descended on a door post, near which he stood, with a thundering emphasis that rung through the street.
“I can’t use the axe,” cried Tim, hurriedly; “it’s not my instrument. Sword or pistol for me, my friends. In their exercise I give way to no man, and in their use I ask for no leader; but I am neither wood-chopper nor blacksmith.”
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Source: Gutenberg

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