Thomas Hood, The Poetical Works of Thomas Hood
“ And ne'er had seen the skies: For Mature, when his head was made, Forgot to dot his eyes. So, like a Christmas pedagogue, Poor Tim was forc'd to do— Look out for pupils, for he had A vacancy for two. There's some have specs to help their sight Of objects dim and small: But Tim had specks within his eyes, And could not see at all. Now Tim he woo'd a servant-maid, And took her to his arms; For he, like Pyramus, had cast A wall-eye on her charms. By day she led him up and down Where'er he wished to jog, A happy wife, altho' she led The life of any dog. ”
