Cox

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by F. C. Burnand; abridged by Harry Norris,  Cox and Box (Savoy version) (|override_year)

“ Mister Cox, Mister Cox, My feelings overpower me, That his lodger, his friendly lodger, Should once suspect that Bouncer is COX:
A dodger. BOUNCER:
As to who takes your coals, wood, and all that, It must have been — COX:
No! No! ’Twas not the cat! BOUNCER:
Rataplan, Rataplan, I’m a military man, Rough, honest, I hope, though unpolished, And I’ll bet you a hat, that as to the cat, The cat in the Army’s abolished! COX:
Rataplan, Rataplan, you’re a military man, Honest, I hope, though it doesn’t appear, And as to the cat, the treacherous cat, If it isn’t in the Army, don’t have it here.
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John Maddison Morton,  Box and Cox (1848)

“ Cox. [Pushing back his chair.] You'll excuse me, sir—but I don't like joking upon such subjects. Box. I'm perfectly serious, sir. I've been defunct for the last three years! Cox. [Shouting.] Will you be quiet, sir? Box. If you won't believe me, I'll refer you to a very large, numerous, and respectable circle of disconsolate friends. Cox. My dear sir—my very dear sir—if there does exist any ingenious contrivance whereby a man on the eve of committing matrimony can leave this world, and yet stop in it, I shouldn't be sorry to know it. ”
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by F. C. Burnand; abridged by Harry Norris,  Cox and Box (Savoy version) (|override_year)

“ I should set him down as a gentleman connected with the printing interest.
BOUNCER: Yes sir. Good morning. (Going.)
No. 3. Duet (Cox and Bouncer) , "Stay, Bouncer, Stay" COX: (recit.)
Stay, Bouncer, stay! To me it has occurred That now’s the time with you to have a word. BOUNCER: (aside)
What can he mean? I tremble — Ah! I tremble! COX:
Listen! BOUNCER:
With pleasure. COX:
Now, coals is coals, as sure as eggs is eggs, Coals haven’t souls, no more than they have legs; But, as you will admit, the case is so, Legs or no legs, my coals contrive to go!
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