Ambrose Bierce,
Fantastic Fables
“ The Divided DelegationA Delegation at Washington went to a New President, and said:“Your Excellency, we are unable to agree upon a Favourite Son to represent us in your Cabinet.”“Then,” said the New President, “I shall have to lock you up until you do agree.”So the Delegation was cast into the deepest dungeon beneath the moat, where it maintained a divided mind for many weeks, but finally reconciled its differences and asked to be taken before the New President.“My child,” said he, “nothing is so beautiful as harmony. ”
