Haircut

Definition and stakes

Ralph Bergengren,  The Perfect Gentleman

“ Yet it describes the operation more honestly than the substitute 'trim,' a euphemism that indicates a jaunty habit of dropping in frequently at the barber's and so keeping the hair perpetually at just the length that is most becoming. For most men, although the knowledge must be gathered by keen, patient observation and never by honest confession, there is a period, lasting about a week, when the length of their hair is admirable. But it comes between haircuts. The haircut itself is never satisfactory. ”
Source: Gutenberg

Portrait of John Kendrick Bangs John Kendrick Bangs,  From Pillar to Post: Leaves from a Lecturer's Note-Book

“ One barber in Wisconsin, to whom I facetiously [271] complained that he should not charge me full price for a haircut when there was so little to cut, came back immediately with, "Ah, but you see I had to work overtime to find it!"
Another in Boston, after shaving me, inquired, "Now how do you want your hair brushed?"
"Brush it back like that young man's in the next chair," said I, pointing to a Harvard student with a perfect mop of hair, resembling a huge yellow chrysanthemum, which the neighboring artist was brushing laboriously back from the youthful forehead.
”
Source: Gutenberg

Get perspective with Kwize: daily news enlightened by great literature