Shafto Justin Adair Fitz-Gerald, The Zankiwank and the Bletherwitch (1896)
“ Anyhow I would much rather be a little girl than a jam tart—because a jam tart must be sour because it’s tart, and a little girl is always sweet,” promptly replied Willie, kissing his sister Maude on the nose—but that was an accident, because she moved at the wrong moment. ”
