Pie

Definition and stakes

Portrait of Guy Wetmore Carryl Guy Wetmore Carryl,  Mother Goose for Grown-ups

“ With sisterly benignity, and just a touch of dignity,
She placed upon the table an unutterable pie!
Unflagging pertinacity, and technical sagacity,
Long nights of sleepless vigil, and long days of constant care
Had been involved in making it, improving it, and baking it,
Until of other pies it was the wonder and despair:
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So princely and so prominent, so solemn, so predominant
It looked upon the table, that, with fascinated eye,
The youth, with sudden wonder struck, electrified, and thunder struck,
Could only stammer stupidly: "Oh Golly! What a pie!"
”
Source: Gutenberg

Portrait of Susan Fenimore Cooper Susan Fenimore Cooper,  Rural Hours (1851)

“ But this ghost of the school-boy pie, this spectral plum-pudding, sitting in judgment upon the present generation of pies and puddings, when it takes possession of husband, brother, or father, has often proved the despair of a housekeeper. In such a case, no pains-taking labors, no nice mixing of ingredients, no careful injunctions to cook or baker, are of any use whatever; that the pie of to-day can equal the pie of five-and-twenty years since, is a pure impossibility. ”
Source: Wikisource

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