Tooting

Definition and stakes

Victor Bridges,  The Lady from Long Acre (1919)

“ There was a long pause.
"For where?" inquired Tony faintly.
"For Balham North. It's a large constituency in South London close to Upper Tooting."
"It would be," said Tony. "And may I ask what I have done to deserve this horrible fate?"
"That's just it," said Guy. "You haven't done anything. Henry feels—indeed we all feel that as head of the family it is quite time you made a start."
"You don't understand," said Tony with some dignity. "I am sowing my wild oats. It is what every wealthy young baronet is expected to do."
”
Source: Gutenberg

Portrait of Allen Upward Allen Upward,  The Slaves of Society: A Comedy in Covers (1900)

“ In Tooting it is not the custom for married ladies to drive about paying visits with gentlemen [90] other than their husbands or near relations. The marchioness forced a somewhat unnatural smile as she explained:
“Er—let me—Mr. Despencer, a friend of mine.”
A look of hopeless bewilderment appeared on the alderman’s speaking countenance. Despencer skilfully put in:
“A friend of Mr. Hammond’s as well. The marchioness thought it better for me to come here with her.”
The tension was relieved. Alderman Dobbin seated himself facing his visitors, while the marchioness opened the conversation.
”
Source: Gutenberg

Portrait of Allen Upward Allen Upward,  The Slaves of Society: A Comedy in Covers (1900)

“ You know that you ought to get married yourself. Society expects it of you.”
Hammond shook his head.
“My dear marchioness, the views of society are the last thing I think of considering. My life is ordered by the views of Alderman Dobbin.”
“Alderman Dobbin? That person you asked me to send a card to? Who is he?”
“Really, this ignorance is discreditable to you, marchioness. Alderman Dobbin is the autocrat of the constituency I have the honor to represent, the Chairman of the Tooting Conservative Association. In me you behold Alderman Dobbin’s slave.
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Source: Gutenberg

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