Caretaker

Definition and stakes

Portrait of Ferenc Molnár Ferenc Molnár,  Liliom: A Legend in Seven Scenes and a Prologue

“ You were offered employment as a caretaker on Arader Street. [To THE FIRST.] Where is that entered?
THE FIRST
In the small docket. [Hands him the open book. THE MAGISTRATE looks in it.]
THE MAGISTRATE
Rooms, kitchen, quarterly wages, the privilege of keeping poultry. Why didn’t you accept it?
LILIOM
I’m not a caretaker. I’m no good at caretaking. To be a caretaker—you have to be a caretaker——
THE MAGISTRATE
If I said to you now: Liliom, go back on your stretcher. Tomorrow morning you will arise alive and well again. Would you be a caretaker then?
”
Source: Gutenberg

Various,  Punch, or the London Charivari…

“ When a caretaker enters the house of one of the good neighbours, is she accompanied by her annoyances? Yes, the caretaker is accompanied by her annoyances. Does the caretaker lead a happy life in the house of one of the good neighbours? Yes, she leads a happy life, and so do her husband, her children, her cat, her dog, her mother, and all her relations. What do the relations of the caretaker do in the house of one of the good neighbours? They smoke in the drawing-room in the house of one of the good neighbours. If anyone calls to see the good neighbour, what does the caretaker do? ”
Source: Gutenberg

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