Parker Hoysted Fillmore, The Shoemaker's Apron — The Devil's Gifts (1920)
“ When the shoemaker got back to the gate, the little devil of a guard wagged his head and blinked his eyes. “Shoemaker,” he said, “those are fine clubs! You don’t know how fine they are! Why, they’ll do anything you tell them! If you point to a man and say to them: ‘Tickle that fellow!’ they’ll jump about and tickle him under the ribs. If you say: ‘Strike that fellow!’ they’ll hit him. And if you say: ‘Beat him!’ they’ll give him a terrible drubbing. Now I want you to try these clubs on that landlord and his wife for they have been playing tricks on you. ”
