Parodies of the works of English & American authors… (1886)
“ Three practical men went strolling West,Out into the West as the Bar came down;Each said to the workmen, “May you be blest,For moving this obstacle out of the town!For cabs still crawl, and ’busses still creep—While stultified aldermen vainly weep,Their ancient Bar bemoaning.”Three barmaids stood in their gas-lit bower,And filled each glass as the Bar came down;And the practical gentlemen looked at the shower,And the mud that was rolling up slimy and brown,For men will drink, and women must keepReplenishing beakers, while potions deepAre quaffed to the Bar and its “boning.” ”
