Xeres

Definition and stakes

Portrait of Honoré de Balzac Honoré de Balzac,  Sarrasine

“ Jests and words of love flew from side to side like bullets in a battle, amid laughter, impieties, invocations to the Blessed Virgin or the Bambino. One man lay on a sofa and fell asleep. A young woman listened to a declaration, unconscious that she was spilling Xeres wine on the tablecloth. Amid all this confusion La Zambinella, as if terror-stricken, seemed lost in thought. She refused to drink, but ate perhaps a little too much; but gluttony is attractive in women, it is said. Sarrasine, admiring his mistress’ modesty, indulged in serious reflections concerning the future. ”
Source: Gutenberg

A Parody Anthology

“ I'd rather by a thousand crowns Lord Palmerston were here!—
"'What is't ye seek, ye rebel knaves—what make you there beneath?'
'The bays, the bays! we want the bays! we seek the laureate wreath!
We seek the butt of generous wine that cheers the son of song;
Choose thou among us all, Sir Knight—we may not tarry long!'
"Loud laughed the good Sir James in scorn 'Rare jest it were, I think,
[107] But one poor butt of Xeres, and a thousand rogues to drink!
An' if it flowed with wine or beer, 'tis easy to be seen,
That dry within the hour would be the well of Hippocrene.
”
Source: Gutenberg

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