Angela Brazil,
A Popular Schoolgirl
“ Why doesn't somebody bring out a patent for sweet-scented glue?""Sweet-scented glue! You Sybarite!""Why not? They could make it out of all those delicious gums and resins you read about in books on the Spice Islands, instead of—by the by, what is glue made of?""Horses' hoofs, I believe, but I fancy it's better not to ask what it's made of. I don't think your gums and resins would do the deed so well. We'd best stick to good old-fashioned glue.""That's just what I complained of—I do stick to it, or rather it sticks to me. I get it all over my hands, and smears down my overall." ”
