Bernard Shaw,
Back to Methuselah: A Metabiological Pentateuch
“ THE MAN. The primaries are in their first century. The secondaries are in their second century. I am still classed as a primary [he points to his number] ; but I may almost call myself a secondary, as I shall be ninety-five next January. The tertiaries are in their third century. Did you not see the number two on her badge? She is an advanced secondary. THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN. That accounts for it. She is in her second childhood. THE MAN. Her second childhood! She is in her fifth childhood. THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN [again resorting to the bollard] Oh! ”
