Gammer Gurton's Needle

Definition and stakes

John Bridges,  Gammer Gurton's Needle

“ I shall teach him a lesson for filching hens or cocks!
Doctor Rat. I marvel, Master Baily, so bleared be your eyes;
An egg is not so full of meat, as she is full of lies:
When she hath played this prank, to excuse all this gear,
She layeth the fault in such a one as I know was not there.
Chat. Was he not there? look on his pate, that shall be his witness!
Doctor Rat. I would my head were half so whole; I would seek no redress!
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Baily. God bless you, Gammer Gurton!
Gammer. God 'eild ye, master mine!
Baily. Thou hast a knave within thy house—Hodge, a servant of thine
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Source: Gutenberg

Randall Garrett,  Needler (1957)

“ I think everybody needs a little needling now and then."
Bilford nodded. "I know you agree with him. You're a bigger needler than he is, any day."
"Me?" Roysland looked surprised.
"Yes, you. Eckisster's needling is effective in a limited way, but yours is not only effective, but efficient. You ask the kind of questions that make people think instead of the kind that make people mad. Where Eckisster jabs in all directions and people jump, you use your needle with the deftness and precision of a physician using a hypodermic. Eckisster doesn't know what he wants and he doesn't know how to get it.
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Source: Gutenberg

Portrait of Thérèse de Dillmont Thérèse de Dillmont,  Encyclopedia of Needlework

“ To test a needle, try to break it; if it resist, and then break clean in two, the steel is good; if it bend without breaking, or break without any resistance, it is bad. Never use a bent needle, it makes ugly and irregular stitches, and see that the eye, whether round or egg-shaped, be well-drilled, that it may not fray or cut the thread. Long or half-long needles are the best for white work, long ones for dress-making, and longer ones still, with long eyes, for darning. ”
Source: Gutenberg

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